Monday, September 16, 2013

Fame Whores

A list of "celebrities" I can't stand who mostly have no talent and are mostly famous for being whores.

                                                                   Courtney Stodden


She is famous because she got married at 16 to a creepy old dude who was some D list star.  They made headlines since he was like 50 when they got married and she wasn't even legal yet.  Not to mention all the plastic surgery she had.  She looks so fake and plastic that she looks like a cougar.  Way to waste your youth Barbie.  Plus, look at that body language is the photo....she clearly only married him to crack her way into show business.  I give this another year at best.  And then her porn career is a go.


Farrah Abraham




She is famous for being on the show Teen Mom.  And now that that show is over, she did a "sex tape" with a porn star that she immediately shopped around to the highest bidder.  Then she did an embarrassingly awful audition to get on a soap opera.  Oh honey, you have no talent.  The only thing you are good for is spreading your legs.  Your 15 minutes are up.  Please leave now.  And I feel sorry for your daughter.

                                                                             
                                                                      Kim Kardashian



The original fame whore.  Why does anyone care about "Keeping up with the Kardashians"  The only reason any of us know who they are is because of a sex tape she made a decade ago.  Sounds like the best role model ever.  Now that she's had a kid though, hopefully we will see less of this waste of space family. PS. Kanye will never marry you.  You had two failed marriages, unlikely to get another.




                                                                     Miley Cyrus


Ok.  She does have a tiny bit of talent.  However, all of the twerking and tongue wagging and naked wrecking ball rides have made us completely lose sight of it.  She's just selling her body like any other whore now.  So sad this is what you have to do to prove you're a "grown up" now.  Although Britney never took it this far.

In summary, I can't stand people who are "famous" for being famous.  Have a talent, do good in the world. Don't sell us your body and think you are a celebrity.  That's what porn is for.







Sunday, September 15, 2013

Kanye West: ABM

Kanye West is an Angry Black Man.

An ABM.  A BM?  BM=Bowel Movement.  Kanye West is a bowel movement.

In other words, Kanye West is a piece of shit.



That is all.